You got dunked on. Who cares?
Thursday, July 9th, 2009I loved the recent hullabaloo about NBA MVP LeBron James (6-8, 260) being dunked on by Xavier’s Jordan Crawford (6-4, 195) at the LBJ Skills Academy in Akron.
Supposedly, after Crawford banged on Bronnie two-handed and sent the high school kids watching into a tizzy, a Nike rep went to two media-types filming the pick-up game and confiscated the tapes. Some are saying that the Nike employee was directed to do so after James came over and talked to him. If true, it really shows a lack of class by LeBron (give the kid his due, King!) but it takes me back to a discussion I have frequently when somebody loses their mind because somebody else got dunked on. That’s basketball, it happens, and it usually happens to the biggest, baddest guys because they’re the ones trying to make a play at the rim to stop it. Give the dunker his due and move on. It’s a great play by him, not a failing on the part of the shot blocker, some poor guy who is guarding someone else and, like a good teammate, is just trying to cover up for some clown on the perimeter (that might be me) who gambled on a steal or got shook with a crossover.
The idea that somebody should get ridiculed for trying to make a heroic defensive stop while some other more image-conscious dweeb runs out of the way to avoid the “embarrassment” of having a phenomenal athlete ram a ball through a hoop 10 feet off the ground is really goofy to me. If you try to block shots, or even if you just play in the paint against good players, you’re going to get dunked on every now and again (or if you’re Shawn Bradley, all the time). That’s just a part of the game when great athletes are playing against each other. It would be like an NFL player being embarrassed for getting blasted going across the middle. It’s an unavoidable part of playing, not some kind of referendum on your manhood.
Getting hammered on really shouldn’t be something that causes shame (unless you take the dreaded crotch rub to the face) and a guy who does it all the time to others should understand that. I hope that if tapes were confiscated it was at the direction of some 5-foot-7 Nike employee who has never played a game in his life — not somebody that should know a lot better.
- Padraic
