By Kevin Woster
I return from an extended stay over on the dead-tree side of the newsroom with three questions:
* Just how smart is your average U.S. Supreme Court justice? While down with the flu last week, I watched Anthony Kennedy, Sandra Day O’Connor and Stephen Breyer on a C-SPAN panel. They were articulate, funny and erudite. Maybe I was partially influenced by my fever, but “genius” didn’t seem like much of a stretch.
* Am I the only one who is amazed that the petition drive to amend the state constitution so that aggrieved citizens could seek damages or even criminal charges against court judges produced 46,800 signatures? I’ll admit, I don’t know everything about the ballot proposal. But what I know seems, well, how can I put this delicately? Uh, loony.
* You guys like poetry? Here’s one drifting around InternetLand:
He is Mike. Mike-I-am.
Does he like liquid eggs and ham?
He does not like them, Mike-I-am.
He does not like liquid eggs and ham.
Mike wants payment here or there.
He’ll take payment ANYWHERE!
Would he take it from a mouse?
He would take it from a mouse.
Would he like them at the Chophouse?
He does not want them at his Chophouse.
He does not like them with a mouse and he does not want them at his Chophouse.
He does not like liquid eggs and ham!
Could he sell them as a lunch? In a box?
Could he sell them to a fox?
He could not sell them in a box.
He could not sell them to a fox.
Not in a box.
Not to a fox.
Not to a mouse and not at the Chophouse.
No one wants his liquid eggs and ham!
I do not like that Mike-I-am.
Could he sell them to a nurse?
He should not, but could not help, get reimbursed.
He could not sell them in a box.
He could not sell them to a fox.
Yes to a nurse.
And yes, reimbursed!
I do not like that Mike-I-am.
That Mike-I-am will not accept a loss.
Take a loss?!
He could not, should not take a loss.
Could he, should he take a loss?
Or, could he, should he profit from Red Cross?
Pay me and I will let them be.
Pay me! Pay me! You will see!
Mike if they pay you, will you let them be?
No one wants your liquid eggs and ham, Mike-I-am.
But they will pay you. You will see.
I do not like that Mike-I-am.