The Fine Line Between Conning And Legitimacy
Monday, December 29th, 2008Rising in the morning, you step off your bed to the shocking feeling of cold water on the floor. You immediately go into “panic mode”. Charging through your water-logged home you realize that a steady stream of water is spraying from the supply line on your toilet. Clearly by the amount of water on the floor, you conclude it must have been leaking just minutes after you’d gone to bed. You rush to the basement, wading through inches of water to get to the main supply where you shut off the water to the house. Frantically calling your local plumber, you’re amazed at his quick response. He’s at your door within ten minutes of your phonecall. He tinkers in the bathroom for an hour or so, after stepping out and proclaiming “Alright! It was just the fitting.” He promptly lays a bill in front of you to the tune of $300. You write the check and he’s on his way. Pleased with this easy fix, you go down and return the water supply to the home.  To your bewilderment, the fitting at the toilet continues to spray. Perplexed, you contact the plumber on his cellphone. He states, “Read the fine print of your bill. I didn’t fix your problem, I just identified it. I already told you, the problem is the fitting. To be honest with you, I’m not quite sure how to fix that fitting. It’s all right there in the fine print. Just read it. There’s no warranty, there’s no guarantee. We just show up and give you our best idea of what’s wrong.”  After a tirade of four-letter words you throw the phone down and realize that you have, indeed, been “had”.Â
For your reading enjoyment, another hypothetical situation:Â
Imagine, for just a moment, you step out onto your deck overlooking your property, coffee in-hand, enjoying the morning. Suddenly you hear a rustling from the edge of your yard, glancing over you see something unimagineable. Plain as day, digging through your garbage is what appears to be a seven foot beast of great musculature, covered in matted hair. It has a human-like quality about it, but is clearly something other than a homeless vagabond with an addiction to Rogaine. Your pulse quickens while your rush into the house to grab both your camera and your shotgun. As you return to the porch, you realize the beastly anomally is no where to be found. You check the soil around the garbage cans to find gigantic humanoid-like footprints pressed deeply into the ground. You scratch your head and wonder, “what should I do?”.
Given the advent of the internet, you quickly browse google for “Bigfoot Hunters”, “Yeti-Investigators”, “Cryptozoology Specialists”. Site after site pops up on the search engine.  After hours of digging through different sites, you finally muster up the courage to click the “contact us” button on your selected site. Minutes later, you receive a phonecall from what appears to be a well-spoken individual more than willing to listen to your outrageous claim. You explain your experience and if there is anything they can do. They quickly respond, “Yes, we are specialists in the field of hunting Big-Foot. We have three hundred investigations under our belt and a host of the latest equipment for hunting down and finding this elusive beast. For the low, low price of $450.00, we will investigate your claim and see if we can’t get down to what is really going on.” You ask how long such an investigation might take. “Eight to ten hours, depending on what we find.” Running the hourly rate through your head, you respond, “Thanks, I’m going to search around a bit though.”
Sound rediculous? It happens. Every day.
Not neccessarily in the realm of bigfoot-hunters, but in the realm of the paranormal as a whole. People are charging painfully high prices for their “services rendered”. My question is this: In order for one to receive monetary gain for their services, shouldn’t their services be ”proven” and carry a warranty of some kind? Â
My convictions alone charged me with wrestling the subject of charging for any services rendered in the field of the paranormal. In all honesty I find such practices morally reprehensible.  I understand that there are claimed ”psychics”, “sensitives”, ”mediums” and the like…and I don’t discount them. However, truth be told, their abilities at best, are anecdotal. I understand that there are law enforcement agencies who have had good luck with these people.  However, if one does their homework, there have been numerous studies which have stated that psychics, statistically, provide no more “good” information than non-psychics. Visit www.theparapsychologist.com  for some very interesting information relating to this.Â
Am I stating that sensitives, psychics and mediums are hoaxers? Not at all. How could I? I certainly don’t have these “abilities” and there is no question that I have very little understanding of this phenomenon. What I do have a concrete understanding of, however, is the notion of predatory behavior and practices. Take for example, Sylvia Browne, a self-proclaimed and famous psychic. Want to know your future? Want to know if Dad suffered in his final moments? No problem. That’ll be $750 per TWENTY MINUTES. That’s not a typo.
Let’s consider for a moment, that psychics were a proven science, that their abilities had been scientifically authenticated. For comparison’s sake, let’s examine the cost of the average MRI administered by many hospitals. Ranging from twenty minutes to an hour, you can expect to pay (insurance not considered) $500 to $2000 for an MRI scan to find that silly little disc in your back that has been wreaking havoc on your body for the last month.  At its highest, you’re looking at an hourly rate of $2,000 an hour for a diagnosis which will lead to your ultimate recovery. Sylvia Browne makes $2,250 an hour to answer the questions of the unknown. Even if we were to have psychics’ abilities proven, this is an incredible paycheck for services rendered!
That being said, it makes it all that much more laughable (and dispicable) that people are being charged such exorbitant prices for a service which at it’s best is unreliable.Â
I mean no disrepect or belittlement of the psychic community as a whole with this rant of mine. After all, I investigate the paranormal myself. It is an intruiging issue which has been left by the wayside by the scientific community as a whole. However, I will say with due-dilligence and personal conviction that charging the vulnerable, emotionally-unstable for an unproven and anecdotal “reading” is, in my opinion, both unethical and morally unjust.Â
I seem to have placed psychics, mediums and sensitives in the crosshairs here…make no mistake, I feel that this ideaology applies to paranormal investigators (ghost-hunters) as well.Â
If you’re looking for answers to that which hides behind the thick veil of uncertainty, look to someone who will help you out of the goodness of their heart…not the size of their bank account. Remember, there really is a fine line between conning and legitimacy.
‘Til next time…
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