Skeptical Analysis of Skeptical Analyzers
Sunday, July 27th, 2008That title is almost like dividing by zero. Read it a few times, you’ll get it. Â
I recently stumbled across a website calling themselves “SAPS”, or “Skeptical Analysis of the Paranormal Society”. Founded by Alison Smith in July of 2006, it is what I would consider an officially organized group of James Randi cohorts.Â
Now, I’m all about and all for the “prove it” mentality. One might consider SAPS to be the “Paranormal Police”; watching our groups and making sure we’re conducting ourselves in the most scientific and professional manner possible. In fact, I’d be inclined to say such a group is a healthy addition to the paranormal community. Problem is, they so vehemently oppose anything found by paranormal investigators that anything and everything proposed to them is considered ludicrously faked, staged or natural in origin.
 Upon digging into the various pages of their website it became quite apparent to me that this organization has primarily got The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS) in its sights. They refer to other paranormal societies and clubs, but for the most part it seems TAPS is their whipping boy. There are numerous video clips on their website showing original TAPS footage, and then “re-created” footage showing the same result. This is where I think they’re getting it wrong.
It would be rather simple to re-create just about any piece of paranormal evidence using everyday items and techniques. Heck, if we got a good enough look-alike android of John F. Kennedy, we could re-create his assassination.  Does this mean the assassination didn’t happen or was faked? Of course not! Are they claiming that TAPS, and other paranormal groups are preying upon those by faking evidence and labeling mundane occurrences as paranormal? I have to wonder, are they taking all that we stand for, including our professionalism, objectivity and scientific evidence, and stepping upon these core values by calling us, for a lack of better words, conmen?
In the website’s “about” page, it does state:  ”The most important thing to remember about SAPS is that our goal is not to spread unbelief, but to offer alternate ways of thinking about paranormal events. This does not mean that your own paranormal experience didn’t happen, or that you are deluded or ignorant or stupid. It merely means that there has never been concrete evidence of the paranormal, yet there are individuals who will represent their findings as absolute truth.”
Any group that states their evidence as “absolute truth” isn’t worth their weight in feathers, I’ll agree with that (absolute truth in the paranormal realm will not be achieved until we can scientifically produce repeatable processes). That being said, what else do we have other than our evidence? How do crime scene investigators determine who committed a crime? They use evidence. How can paranormal investigators prove the existence of ghosts in a scientific manner? Truth be told, we can’t!  In the world of the paranormal, there are no absolutes. No absolute truths. No scientific proof. No DNA, bloodtrail or fingerprints. This leaves the paranormal investigator vulnerable to a great deal of suspicions and a tremendously large area of gray to wade through. It also leaves us open to people who might refer to our activities as predatory. That’s a shame, really, being that most organizations (reputable ones at least) don’t charge one red cent for an investigation in a person’s occupancy of concern.Â
I honestly respect some aspects of their approach. It is a healthy concept to consider alternatives and take each piece of evidence with a grain of salt. It’s a good plan to consider nothing as ”concrete”. It makes for good investigating entering a place with the idea that the place most likely isn’t haunted, but ‘hey, we’ll see what we can find’. Stating that evidence is ineffectual, however, is foolish. Here is a quote by Alison regarding James Randi’s One Million Dollar Challenge:Â
“If you have footage of a ghost or something, that doesn’t really count as proof of the paranormal. You need to be able to show off some kind of talent under controlled, observable conditions. If you know where the ghosts hang out, however, feel free to drop me a line and I’ll try go get there and check it out.”
Sorry Alison, at this point in time with our current technological abilities, I can’t give you anymore than some footage, a picture, a story or an EVP. And what exactly are you going to check out that my group hasn’t? I will say that I can balance a broomstick on my chin for a really long time though if you’re looking for talents.
If you care to dive into the world of pure, unadulterated skepticism, feel free to poke around SAPS’ site. It can be found at:  http://www.skepticalanalysis.com/
‘Til next time…
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