Fishing for presidents, bass and kids with dogs
Monday, May 26th, 2008A “victim” of the Clinton Pattern employed on the Missouri River by the worst flyfisher in the Black Hills, this smallmouth was soon swimming again. (McEnroe and Polovich: Sorry about that horizon. I’m still crooked.)
By Kevin Woster
I’m calling it the Clinton Pattern.
It’s pretty simple: Go cover a speech by Bill Clinton. Take your fishing rod, rigged with a jig.
When the former prez stops talking, you start fishing. Trust me, it works.
And the news story? Well, that can wait. It did on Sunday, anyway, for an hour or so.
The always-interesting words of the former president were still sorting themselves out in my head as I stood behind my pickup in a parking lot at Big Bend Dam, switching my reporter’s outfit for a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.
Oh yeah, and a spinning rig, with a bag of jigs.
Next up, smallmouths: Only two in a half hour of pitching jigs. But they were nice. Aren’t they always?
Next stop, the St. Mary’s Cemetery in Reliance, where my folks - Henry and Marie - lie buried with the other Woster and McManus kin, and where meadowlark song and ringneck-rooster calls add music to the vision of Medicine Butte.
After that, a dozen casts at Reliance Dam, and one small largemouth bass, caught on the tail end of the Clinton Pattern.
In-between, there was a quick chat with Robert Smith of Ellsworth AFB in Box Elder and his kids, Shaun and Charity, who were spending the weekend catching bass and walleyes at Big Bend.
They had a buddy with them. His name is Oreo. He looked like a pit bull to me. But Robert was specific on that: American Staffordshire Terrier.
Apparently, it’s a pit bull cousin? (When you get much beyond Labs and springers and wirehairs, they’re all dogs to me.)
Anyway, young Oreo was a friendly enough fellow when asked to pose for a group picture.
 But then, who wouldn’t be, on a fishing trip?Â
Shaun Smith, 8, his sister, Charity, 9, and an inquisitive Oreo get ready for the water.
A diminutive Reliance Dam largemouth bit on the Clinton Pattern.

