Much like other people who make a living behind a computer 8 hours a day I have a bit of a weight problem. I’m not obese, but – like many people in America – I need to lose about 20 pounds. And it would probably be best if I lost 30 – or 40.
Plus it’s diet season.
Okay, I want to lose weight – I do. But my sedentary lifestyle isn’t the only obstacle I have to overcome. First of all, I’m lazy. Not sit on the couch and fondle the remote lazy. (Well, I am that kind of lazy sometimes.) But I mean cooking lazy. I want stuff to be easy. I want it to be easy to prepare, easy to store and I want it to keep in the fridge for at least week.
Diet food is rarely easy. And if it is easy – like NutriSystem – it is freaking expensive! Which is a problem, because I’m also somewhat monetarily challenged. So I need food that is cheap. I can’t afford to buy expensive cuts of meat for all of my meals. Heck, I can’t even afford the good cold-cuts for my sandwiches.
In the rare occasions that I have found easy and inexpensive diet foods – like Weight Watchers frozen dinners – they tasted like cardboard. To be fair the Weight Watchers frozen dinner tasted like cardboard with pretty good marinara sauce on it; but cardboard nonetheless. So, to top it all off I have these pesky taste buds that desire elaborate heavy flavors that diet food rarely delivers.
I know my problem is that I want it all from diet food. I want it to be easy, cheap and tasty. Which is why I’m usually not on a diet. Heck, I can barely find non-diet food that is easy, cheap and tasty. (Think Ramen noodles – easy and cheap, but yeah not so tasty.)
Unfortunately – and I know it isn’t the best way to live – due to my fast paced and low budgeted lifestyle most of my food comes out of a can, a box or a jar. Let me tell you eating such food is an easy way to gain weight – not lose it.
In my search for the elusive ”easy, cheap and tasty” food I haven’t found much. But I have developed a killer tuna salad recipe. Now, I don’t know how many calories, or carbs, or grams of fat are in it – but tuna is one of those foods that is good for you. And most Americans don’t eat enough fish. So if you manage to eat a small amount of this tuna salad it is a truly satisfying, easy, cheap and tasty food that might qualify as diet food.
Crystal’s Tuna Salad
2 pouches/cans of tuna (even though I’m cheap I’m picky and I spring for the white albacore Bumblebee tuna)
2 tablespoons of yellow mustard
1/2 cup of Light Miracle Whip
1/4 cup pickle relish
1/4 cup dill pickle relish
1/4 cup yellow pepper rings (chopped)
1/4 cup roasted red peppers or pimentos (from a jar/chopped)
Make sure to drain all the yummy pickled stuff really well or the mixture will be a little runny. Don’t worry if it’s runny, it will still taste great. Then just throw it all in a big bowl and stir. That’s it.
 Depending on who you are you’ll probably want to add or subtract some items. This is just where I start personally. Sometimes I add in some chopped green onions too. But this tuna salad is nice and colorful with lots of flavor and it does keep in the fridge for almost a week.
This recipe makes a lot so it usually lasts me almost a week. Personally, I eat it on white bread, but I suppose you should eat it on lettuce or whole wheat bread if you’re serious about dieting.
Anyone else got a recipe that’s easy, cheap and tasty that could qualify as diet or health food?